What movies have not aged well?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Goldfinger

Is Jesus God almighty?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Do you believe that it is right that one Federal judge can block a President's decisions?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

What made you stop being an addict?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Moonraker

Dr No

What made Sally Field a standout choice for "Smokey and the Bandit" despite her reputation as a serious actress after "Sybil"?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-J W Pepper

-All the bad guys are black.

Can you explain the difference between being a conservative Republican and a liberal Democrat? Can you provide some examples of their ideologies?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Octopussy

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Do guys prefer big boobs or small boobs? Why?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Diamonds Are Forever

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

How would you define love?

The Man with the Golden Gun

-”Ah so!”

From Russia With Love

I'm British and I hate my glasses. Are prescription glasses better in New York City?

A View to a Kill

You Only Live Twice

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Why has my ex moved on so fast after years of being together with me?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-”She is very sexyful!”

Can ringing in the ears be a sign of spiritual awakening?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Live and Let Die

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Why do siblings (or other close relatives) stop visiting each other as they grow older? Why does this happen with so many people nowadays?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Why does it matter so much to atheists that God doesn't exist?